Casual Fridays & Monkey!
FRIDAY at the office.
It is intended to be a RELAXED day and CASUAL FRIDAY DRESS CODE policy applies. You can see people walking around with sport shoes and t-shirts (not all the time neccesaruly matching in terms of style and colours of course). In my case it is one of the busiest days of the week. It is the day that easily fills up with all the shit you could not do during the week and HAS TO BE DONE by NOW NOW NOW.
On top of that you open your email and you find all these retarded chain emails “TGI Fridays”; “the PPT with the pictures of the cute babies lecturing you on how wonderful life is and how you should take the time to smell the flowers (what the fuck do those babies know about life, they still shit in their dipers!!!); and the archi-famous “complete these questions and make a wish. Then pass it to XX many people or a terrible thing will happen to you” OH MY, can people get more idiotic sometimes!!?? (This is a rethorical question, I do not expect an answer… although, I know the answer is YES for you should never underestimate HUMAN STUPIDITY)
Anyway, the story is I actually received ONE of these emails that made me think, and I thank my friend SHWETA for it. Here it is, I will share it with you. Something to ponder today…

This is an anecdote about five monkeys that are kept in a cage.
One of them runs up a flight of steps to get at a banana, triggering a shower of icy water on all of them.
When one monkey is replaced by a newcomer, the latter is forcibly restrained from running up the steps by the four others, who had previously experienced the ice-water treatment.
The four original monkeys are gradually replaced by newcomers, who blindly follow the custom of preventing anyone from going up the stairs and end up getting wet.
Thus an established custom is retained even when both the banana and the icy shower cease to exist.
Rationale is thrown out by the backdoor by those who fail to see that there is a need for a change in mindset and a review of policies.
NICE ONE, AH?!
Finally!
It's my Birthday, 31 years ago at 7.24 AM (the earliest I have ever woken up I must say) my mum brought me to this world. Nice acquisition for Planet Earth eh?Thank you for your messages and emails. Thanks to my midnight surprise visitor as well. I would also like to thank the THREE MOFOs that has just called me from Argentina! Love you too... at 2 AM! :):) Pedazos de pelotud... quer son las 2 de la matina!! :):) Gracias igual, me hicieron reir!Party on SAT probably. Pictures next week. Happy Birthday, me! Feliz Cumpleanos yo!
ANTICIPATION...
Like when you were a kid and you would LITERALLY count the days... on the last day you would be counting the hours... That's me today. I do not know why but I am super excited it is my BD tomorrow. YEAH!AH! For those who sent me messages asking for information, here you have how to contact me and/or send me presents:Mailing Address 600 North Bridge Road 7th Floor - Parkview SquareSingapore - 188778Details (just in case)Jeans: 32Shirts: 38-40 (medium)Shoes: 42Colognes: Armani, CK & Author: Gabriel Garcia MarquezMetal: White gold (I would not mind one or two diamonds)Thankyouverymuch!
I can feel my birthday already!
I was thinking...

The other night I was thinking (because, for the record, I DO think at times) WHEN does one consider oneself ADAPTED to the foreign culture?
I know we have heard and sat through AIESEC sessions, cultural sensitivity classes, company briefings, bla bla bla… but HONESTLY, out of the theory, WHEN does one feel TRULY ADAPTED to the culture?. What are the symptoms? What are the indicators? Have I ADAPTED to Singapore?
Dunno, I am still trying to figure it out. For the time being I like dumplings, I like the respect for elders these fine people have and definitively enjoy sushi!
The other night I was thinking, because for the record, I DO think at times… but, what DO YOU think?
No picture, plenty of content. SINGLISH!
HILARIOUS! Singlish formally takes after British English (in terms of spelling and abbreviations), although naming conventions are in a mix of American and British ones (with American ones on the rise). For instance, local media have "sports pages" (sport in British English) and "soccer coverage" (the use of the word "soccer" is not common in British media). Singlish also uses many words borrowed from Hokkien, the dialect of more than 50% of the Chinese population in Singapore, and from Malay. In many cases, English words take on the meaning of their Chinese counterparts, resulting in a shift in meaning. This is most obvious in such cases as "borrow"/"lend", which are functionally equivalent in Singlish and mapped to the same Mandarin word, "" (jiè), which can mean to lend or to borrow. ("Oi, siao-eh, borrow me your calculator, can?") From Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singlish
Examples:
ah - eh? huh?
Ah Beng - uneducated Chinese man, butt of jokes
aiyah! (Hokkien) or ayoh! - (Malay oh, no!)
alamak! - surprise/shock (Malay)
ang moh - white person, Caucasian (red hair devil, Hokkien)
buaya - lit. crocodile (Malay), fig. a womanizer, flirt
bodoh - ignorant (from the Malay word, meaning "stupid")
boleh - can (Malay)
COE (Certificate of Entitlement) - (very expensive) permit for car ownership
CPF (Central Provident Fund) - government savings scheme
chop - rubber stamp, the act of stamping (from Malay cap, or the sound made when stamping) - "Immigration will chop your passport."
chope - reserve - "Don't take this seat, I choped it already."
gostan - go backward (Malay) (this actually originates from the nautical phrase "go astern")
HDB (Housing Development Board) - public housing
hawker centre - outdoor food court
ISA - Internal Security Act
kiah su/kiasu - somebody who fears losing out (Hokkien)
kana (kena) - be afflicted with (Malay)
kope - to take without permission "eh, don't kope my homework leh"
Kopi - coffee (Hokkien)
makan - eat (from Malay)
mata - police (Malay)
mati - die, be doomed (Malay)
Mindef - Ministry of Defence (Singapore)
MRT (Mass Rapid Transit) Often pronounced as "M, MA, T" - metro system (another popular pronunciation is "mert")
NS - National Service
PAP - People's Action Party - Governing party since 1959.
SAF - Singapore Armed Forces
sekali (pronounced SCAR-ly) - lest, what if "Skali no way to go out,
then how?" (from Malay, sekali)
shiok - cool! (Hokkien)
sotong - lit. squid (Malay), fig. stupid (see also "blur")
suaku - uninformed or backward (lit. Hokkien "mountain tortoise")
ulu - rural, remote (Malay)
wah! - wow! (Hokkien)
English words with different meanings in Singlish
arrow - pinpoint/pick on "Why he arrow me to do this?"
blur - confused
choose - browse - "Choose, choose, choose, but never buy, is it?"
follow - to come along - Can I follow?
heartlander - person from working class HDB estate
Having here - "to eat inside the restaurant meaning the opposite of take-away"
help, lah - please, do lend me a hand by desisting from whatever it
is you are doing - "Help lah, stop hitting on my sister"
keep - put away - "Please keep your notes"
on, off - to switch on/off "I on the TV"
send - to take somebody to somewhere - "I'll send you to the airport."
solid/steady - excellent - "Solid sia, that movie."
sabo - short for "sabotage", also meaning to betray or cause failure
- "Because he sabo me, now boss mad at me!"
spoil - to be damaged "This one, spoil."
stay - to live (in a place) - from Malay "tinggal". "She's staying in Ang Mo Kio."
shy (don't shy!) - come on!
upgrade - to improve - "The service has been upgraded."
what? - eh? huh? - "You never give me, what?"
throw - to throw away "I throw it already
Other idioms include:
AhButThen - replacement phrase for - "isn't it obvious?" thrown in response to remarks stating the obvious
plain water - water (as opposed to soft drinks, etc.)
return back - give back
talk cock - speak nonsense (direct translation of a common Hokkien saying.)
toast bread - toast
no fish prawn oso can - accepting a lesser alternative (direct translation of a Hokkien idiom.)