The origin of babies & the sick answers

First comes love, then comes marriage, and then comes the baby in the baby carriage. But, where do babies come from? is a question we will all have to face at some point in our lives. Whether because your own kids ask you; your little nephew or niece; a neighbor or the son/daughter of your boss, you should have an answer.

Suggestion, if you want to avoid the embarrassment and the odd moment, you should better get ready and pre-make an answer. Some time ago we were happily talking at home with some friends and we came to this topic. All from different countries we had fun sharing:

1. they are found in a cabbage (Disturbed by the topic of sex with animals?. Well, I tell you, this is worst: sex with vegetables! Who in his right mind would have sex with a cabbage!!?? SICK-O!! Although, we all know the story of the desperate woman farmer in Oklahoma and the carrot!!)

2. they grow off a seed that dad inserts in mums body (Why would dad insert a SEED in mums body when both mums and dads bodies are fully equipped to insert other stuff if you all know what I mean, and have much more fun while doing it than inserting a SEED!!?? TWISTED!!!)

3. they come from mums stomach. (GO FIGURE!!! and then the kid start imagining their mum eating a baby and then the baby growing back inside the stomach! WHAT THE HELL!!!??? URBAN CANNIBALISM!!??)

All and all, it was my turn to share and I said that in Argentina, one of the silly and fast answers for kids is the fact that a magical stork flies babies to the parents home directly from Paris. OK, I cannot explain how much people laughed and mocked me.

FINE! Be that way!! But it is not something I invented. Although I have to recognize there is one question that arises after this answer: If the story was true, then would not we all have dual citizenship, Argentine & French? However, in all faireness, isn't it much more sophisticated and fairy-taleish the Argentine version of the answer?

Any other answer you give kids in your country? COME ON!!! Your turn to share now, I am sure you have already had a good laugh with MINE!

Note 1: Question on top of explanation number 3; if babies come from mums stomach, how do they go out? Does she puke them out or shit them out? Seriously people, we should stop making these stories, kids will grow up with problems! They grow up to be retarded!

Note 2: These are some images to picture the storks and the babies...